Can you stop hoarding all the bananas and give me one please
Y you kidnap ladies? That’s a mean thing to do, buster
That was my grandpa. His explanation was it was a political statement but didn’t say what for or against
Why are you named Donkey when you are clearly an ape of some kind?
I was named after my grandfather, Cranky
Are coconut guns vegan?
Certainly not when I use em.
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Not right now.
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Are you finally back to kick some tail ?
I’m just here to answer some questions.
Are you stinky?
Very
OOOOOOooooooo banana!
WHERE?!?!?!
Heaven
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
Explain this
Life has its ups and downs and sometimes we feel like a top banana and sometimes we feel like a chimp chump but you just gotta keep riding thst minecart and murdering reptiles to defend you bananas
How is Lanky getting on recently, I heard he was going through some shit.
RIP to a real one
How do you keep losing to windup Mario robots?
We’re basically under contract to make Mario look good.
Get that bag
The money is amazing. Don’t get me wrong, but there’s some stuff in there I would not have signed back in the 90s had I known. Likeness rights are for sure one. Seriously, Seth Rogan? I played myself in the old tv series and still damn well have the chops now! Like, i don’t mind the clauses related to Mario’s image, he’s really not a bad guy anyway, we’ve had our creative disagreements like all artists, but at the end of the day, he’s the star of the show and I’ve been in the biz long enough to respect that. I’ve seen what happens when you don’t defend your spotlight, look at the 2nd and 3rd Donkey Kong Country games, the producers wrote down my part because I wouldn’t take a pay cut when they needed money for stuff like hiring more animal buddies or Cranky’s now exorbitant instruction manual writing fees. I was mad at the time at Diddy, felt like he sold me out, never really talked to Dixie off set…looking back they were just kids looking for their own big break, hell I was just a kid back then…now when they hired a literal baby, that’s when things got real Harold Ramis real fast…
where’s your dad
Dad peaked real early and basically retired off his arcade money after he saw what the fame did to grandpa.
