Chat are we cooked fr?

I take the stick and use it to rob the guy with the rock.

💕

Deep, or wide?

Good lord, I havent thought about that movie in forever.

The corner shop?

A worm, you say?

This is the song and video that plays in their head when they sleep (source: I spin like a ceiling fan in my sleep)

Don’t let her read Fountain head

Paine loved beef

Yeah totally. If I have to pay to see a doctor to get a sick note for a day off, I may as well get a whole week off.

My Dr will give me medical certs if I just say I’m tired and need some time off. Boom, 2 weeks off, no worries. The medical cert just says “Diagnosis: Medical Condition”

Did influenza write this legislation?

It’s crazy how much smaller people were back then.

That was a very cursed ship. Almost as cursed as HMAS Melbourne, which sunk two allied smwarships in peacetime, had a bunch of planes just fall off, and eventually was accidentally sold to PR China where they reverse engineered some of her secret systems

The main difference is that your lab has someone at the helm who understands the whole system and actually gives a fuck.

I literally only know them from the video game Burnout

“Alright hear me out - it’s a remake of Manhunt, but with MUPPETS”

Let’s not kinkshame these beetles

I’d spend 95% of the time tasting my own sweaty knob

The key to positive mental attitude is Modafinil