I jerked off. Thx for asking 😌

I did forget his morning in a rush to get to work

It was a flash sale, so I picked from a collection of designs. This was the default, I asked the tattoo artist how much the change in words would be and that was the quote 🫠

It’s not like we need it to breath anyways. We’ll just pay corporations for oxygen masks and “Atmo-tanks” to breath. We have commodify everything because Capitalism requires it.

Lol I reuploaded the pic!

The rushing heart from reading “He picked up the sword, it was not miraculous but not underwhelming. He stood strong against the darkness” hellz yes swing that sword is my inner dialogue. It adds 15 seconds and 10 now to focus on the text again

Your phone? Pls whoooosh me I’m waiting for it

I can only remember a handful of times I mentally imaged a scene. Usually I’m stuck at the words and how the character feels/sees/etc. Yes sometimes I can capture the image but usually thats not important IMO.

Xkcd is never wrong. Like its always right. How does one get that brain power?

Asking for a friend, what is the point to debriding and what service do you like to use yourself? Stremio has been working for me without one for awhile

Guilty the past few months.

Lmao. Me giving everyone else their chance to speak but not trying to be rude and interject in the middle of the conversation

Let’s play a random game of name your birth decade. I’m born in the 90s and have no retirement fund. Post the decade you’re born in and if you have a retirement plan

I’m a one man tank in Halo multiplayer. I have 25 points and my team have like 4 points.

I’m just learning that 2/3 of Canadians can’t read or see.

Is it a twist if thats the actual plot lol. This man is hiding in a walk-in closet and all the walls are made a glass. Hopefully no self respecting gay man tries to even blow him

I just have two Spartans and they’re making out

Step one for killer thighs and nice hips, go for a walk (preferably up a hill and slowly maintain the descent on the way back)

First thing that popped in my head.

Let’s not give the right too much credit. They claim Trump was shot in the ear last year. I’m surprised they were able to guess the body part Charlie was shot in. They will make anything the news if it will gain sympathy for their fascism