AshursBanHappyPal

I scratched the head of Teumann, their king, – the haughty one, who plotted evil baths. Countless of his warriors I pounced. Alive, with my murder mittens, I seized his kitchen slaves. With their help I filled the bowls about Susa with Sheba and Meow Mix. Their toilet paper I let run down the Ulai; its water I dried up so none could have baths.