Love it!

Bro, my life in a meme. Except with really really long work emails…

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7k… WTF. Thank you for your service (talking to the bullet).

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This comment is my hero of the day.

FTFY

Edit: screenshots instead of downloads (79 is battery %) because for whatever reason the webpage wouldn’t let me download the images and I didn’t take the time to figure it out. Plus I’m old and think it’s funny. I should have taken pictures with another device and posted… Next time.

She doesn’t call it an accelerator or gas pedal. She calls it a foot feet. No typo.

And I understand, I hear it come out of her mouth in person and I still don’t get it.

A spicy snoot

“Foot feat, break, clutch” - My mother in law

Now this cancer lives in you. 😈

Yup, but I don’t know the knowledge of all PC gamers so just trying to be helpful to everyone who reads the comment.

A buddy rents all his video games there. He hasn’t bought a game in several years. As he has two younger children it’s nice to save the money I’m sure.

So if you’re a budget gamer this is smart! You don’t even need to be a patient gamer it seems. He’s been renting games that have come out just weeks before.

His library (and mine) only offer console games. Not helpful for us PC gamers.

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My favorite snake nickname!

I hope everyone out there is safe!

And if it’s any consolation, the moon in Loveland is now a pretty orange due to this fire 😜

Good advice!

Oh I remember pogs. My brother’s we’re huge into them. I was just a bit too old for that fad to hit me. I was a Garbage Pail kid!

Oh that’s good to know, I used to do math and then realized I’m probably being an asshole and stopped.

MATH RETURNS BABY!

Counting every slice of cheese twice was very satisfying!

Shrinking is fantastic!

“Tell the kid nice dick” is a great way to accept a job offer!