My players may be visiting the dons of the animal mafia in a coming session. This could happen.

History suggests they’ll talk they’re way out of it and invite the geese over for a potluck.

You will become like us. Upgrading is compulsory.

I feel like I need OregonNukeSailor’s backstory. More for the name than the taxonomic viewpoints.

Much like xbox has become too little money for them to care about, so too is the desktop OS. At this point it is much more valuable as a tool to make people too dumb to do anything without AI.

I’ve been told I can have “not windows” on my work laptop when I’m eligible for an upgrade in September. Don’t know if that will be Linux (as requested) or a macbook. I’d prefer the former but I’ll be thrilled with either. This will finally be a microsoft free household.

I always wanted to be a fly on the wall when they named the colony (later state) of Virginia.

“We should name this place after Queen Elizabeth.”
“Excellent idea, Elizabethia it is!”
“No, no. Virginia. 'Cause she’s never… you know. Wink wink, nudge nudge.”

J’onn J’onzz disapproves.

All hail hypnotoad frog

Started at 8 but as the day has gone on, I feel more like an 11.

To be fair, it wasn’t a programmer that got me into D&D… he worked for the QA department.

I’m waiting for turf wars between Russian Thistle and Kudzu

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This meme lost its sparkle after watching Cold Lasagna Hate Myself 1999

To answer this question correctly we need to use my favorite super power: pedantry. The meme suggest the rules of who wants to be a millionaire are in play, but that is not expressly stated. Furthermore we’re going to ignore our societal training at recognizing multiple choice questions because, again, we’re not given instructions.

With these powers combined, the question is ambiguous as it doesn’t specify the set from which we are choosing. Using the 4 options below the question is an assumption. Therefore we have to conclude that we’re choosing from an infinite set of options, every possible decimal value from 0 to 100.

The answer is an extremely small percentage, approaching zero.

I’ve never seen a dishwasher with 2 supply lines, they usually only hooked to hot.

It’s been almost 20 years since I’ve done lab work, but the ol’ lab coat comes out for Halloween every few years.

I side bet infected lab monkeys every time, just in case. Like playing 0 at the roulette table.

banana ball?

If we make that slang for tennis ball then we’re molding the world to suit our memes.

I walked into to work this morning to a dev IM needing permissions. Instead of telling me what the error message said, which would contain the allowance needed, he needed he sent me a screenshot of what chatGPT said he needed. GPT effectively said the solution was to let him assume any privileged access policy that exists.

I think security teams are fine for a while.

If the doctor orders I eat 2 breakfasts, I’m not letting a pharmacy screw up the good thing I’ve got going!

But what insurance is requiring 90 days and are they taking signups? Mine forces everything to 30 unless I use their mail pharmacy that constantly loses orders.

Or we know all about them and avoid them at almost all cost.