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Cake day: July 4th, 2023

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  • We’re not even a full year into this lunatic’s reign.

    And I’m not sure how to feel about it. They stormed in, took the president and fucked off. Presumably they’ll install the other candidate, who will let the newly formed Trump Oil have their pick of it.

    And still, I’d take that over what they normally do, which is invade, terrorise the whole country for a decade or two, murder and torture a load of civilians, and then do all the other stuff anyway. I’m not sure how many times they can do this to regimes they don’t like. I’d assume that all the other tin pot dictators are on the phone right now ordering a lot of very thick underground bunkers, and enough tins of beans to last 20 years.

    We live in interesting times…


  • And timeshares. And pyramid schemes.

    I remember my parents doing one of those weird chain letter things where you’d copy the letter to a few other people, send a few quid to the people on the list, and within weeks you’d be sent thousands of pounds, if only the scheme didn’t require more people than there were in the whole country.