Prompt engineer? No, prompt whore.

I miss giant zucchinis. The groundhogs have defeated everyone in my neighborhood.

There was a joke years ago about Ben and Jerry’s making chocolate-covered garlic ice cream called Boutros Boutros-Garlic. I don’t think anyone would get that now (in either sense of “get”).

This might help.

Black garlic is the next step in your evolution.

Since I’m usually just cooking for myself now, I halve the recipe but double the cloves. And sometimes change “cloves” to “heads”.

Yeah, it’s just their lebensraum, nothing to be concerned about at all.

What language? Just curious. You can take the boy out of Anthropology, but you can’t take Anthropology out of the boy.

Das ist der Witz.

With pages stuck together.

This is a terrible analogy. An entire generation felt bad when Old Yeller had to be put down.

Agreed. I forgot to mention that it was really the mayo plus the lettuce that made it disgusting.

A restaurant near me used to offer a french toast BLT which was exactly what you think: a BLT using french toast instead of regular toasted bread. I thought it would be great but it was kind of disgusting, mainly because of the mayo. The sweetness of the french toast just did not go well with the mayonnaise taste and texture. But I do respect them for trying.

I think it’s more like you get added to a thousand new lists if you unsubscribe. “Oh hey this email address is actually active!”

the average person isn’t using AI for anything important

You’re discounting all the students who are using AI to make it seem like they’re learning something.

Eh, it was just BASIC combined with the best (by far) visual forms editor available at the time.

You should see what Visual Basic used to do to people.

The Japanese took Singapore largely thanks to bicycles. There must be a few photographs of that shit.

make them want the right to drive unregistered

Lol so many of these fuckwits already think that’s true … as long as they’re just “traveling” and not involved in commercial activity.

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Florida used to use these sort of overturned metal soup bowl things as turning lane dividers. It was a way of giving a tactile warning to drivers of lane departures without damaging the cars. It was also a way of landing drunks riding their bikes at night flat on their fucking faces. You can guess how I know.