Just by the cool 2D art I was kinda expecting a game or interactive website. I yearn for these cool little JavaScript/WebGL experiences. Something that makes the visit to the website worth and makes the point of not having AI summarize it or just read headlines.
Since I got disappointed I’m inclined to post the AI summary of this website but that would be petty.
I’m trying to come up with a good pun how ownership and safety could have prevented this but…
use std::sync::OnceLock;
#[derive(Debug)] struct BrainCell { in_use: bool, }
static BRAIN_CELL: OnceLock<BrainCell> = OnceLock::new();
fn get_brain_cell() -> &'static BrainCell BRAIN_CELL.get_or_init( }) }
“JetBrains is exploring how to make this new language a derivative from Kotlin, but Skrygan believes the derivative should be English.”
That sounds like (Visual) Basic. It looks like English but it’s basically pseudo-code.
I’m happy letting AI and my language server write all the extra annotations for Rust, i’ve no trouble reading them. I have much more trouble when types and usage specifiers/limiters are missing.
vtm bloodlines used as the picture for the article but nowhere to be found in it.
sad kindred noises