Good thing this is the funny community, and not the true community

Imma bee honest, that was totally unintended haha

Honey, wake up, a new question just dropped:

Which came first, the bumble or the bee?

I keep hoping eventually Cheeto will piss off the Supremes

Hopefully they tell him to Stop! In the Name of Love

But then we’d have to deal with that lousy Smarch weather

I’ll drink to that

gulps down a mouthful of chompagne

Lmao, once again these dumbasses think they made something that’s just devastating to the downtrodden, when in reality it looks more like a metal-as-fuck call to action against the very people that made it

You’d probably tie a rope to it, very securely, then secure the other end of the rope to a tree or rock or something on the river bank/shore, as low to the ground as possible, then cover the visible section of rope with mud/sticks/branches etc.

Still no guarantee it wouldn’t break free or be discovered by someone else though

I love that band

I can’t believe someone would see this and go “Hahaha, man, Chili’s DOES sound good” and then go to Chili’s.

I have to imagine the vast majority of people see this, have a lil chuckle, maybe toss it an upvote, and continue on with their day. Or just ignore it all together

A standing awaytion

Fantastic, I’ll start packing

Lol, I like your version, but it’s actually “touched for the very first time” 😅

You never can be certain with Quentin Tarantino haha. Congrats on the lil crotch goblin!

Pump Fiction

I think you saw a different movie 😅

Mmm… noodle soup

Shoulda photoshopped the guy raising the water bottle to his eyes

They taste like burning

Screee-haw

One article about his death (I’m pretty sure it was on Fox News) literally compared him to Socrates. Just absolutely, mind-numbingly ridiculous