transgender for everybody

I hear Iran put a bunch of tunnels under Mount Rushmore. Maybe we should do something about that.

Rolls into congress in a gundam

they seem to be doing just fine without them tbh.

It’s called a graveyard here

We don’t wage wars, we just perform a series of military operations spanning over several years.

Gaslighting’s not real

Every day I’m further vindicated in my recent purchase of an e-bike. I ride by gas stations and think to myself “wow, that must suck right now.” Meanwhile I haven’t filled up my tank in over two weeks.

Maybe he got held back a few grades…

I feel like these replenishment times may be on the optimistic side of things…

I hope Trump sees this, think about how sad it would make him.

I just ask questions in a stream of consciousness and send my partner down different rabbit holes which we then converse about.

I’m gonna laugh it the motive ends up being “not supporting Israel enough”

I thought the thing in the first pic was scrambled eggs at first but now that I zoom in it looks like plain ass noodles

I always keep a hair tie handy for when I’m eating and need to get my hair out of the way. My bangs are pretty long too

How is it possible to have so much drip?

Nudists stay winning

It does. And it will.

Meanwhile Israelis are inventing shitty hummus

Maybe they used depleted uranium munitions?