I hope they find one in statesia

The cow goes “_moo^OOOOOOOOOM”

I have a trick if you need to learn again, but without too many details it’s basically solitary confinement combined with starvation until you get one week’s calories away from death. I’m sure there are better ways to change your mindset, like reading good books and thinking critically about them.

What. How dare you transcribe this after I squint the whole thing out. Kisses.

Wait they fixed the toilet? No Charlie browns? Noooooo.

Also I like that Koch fixed it. That’s an historied name in butt science. (it sounds like I’m making a joke about her name but I’m not)

So I haven’t used an epilator but my shaving routine is pretty reliable, which is to forgo shaving cream and use the fancy mancy conditioner on the hairs you want to remove. Let sit for 30+ seconds then (if you’re shaving, shave) (if you’re using and epilator, I don’t know) (if you have to have a dry clean surface or whatever, rinse the conditioner out but the hairs will be soft and cuttable)

NOTE I don’t have a clue what I’m talking about but it works for my stink holes (armpits)

So like, I’m in a coffee shop and just seeing a picture of your shirt I’m having the same response as that someone who stopped you. I’m not Trans, I’m just weird and have strange body dysphoria from nerve damage. The dysphoria makes me feel a weird kinship with my trans siblings, and the weird makes me feel accepted by this shirt.

So like, I really really want this, I kind of want to go buy one for everyone in my family like it’s family photo day. Normally it’s my wife’s job to rein me in when I get like this but she’s at work good job dudes

it is transaction, yes?

left mine on the roof. fucking cat.

turn my page please

dog, pictured below:

and still has a damn lawn

HEY EVERYONE ITS SUPERPENGATOS FAULT

they are crabs so yes

See that’s a good use. I’m thinking of getting a “dashcam” style gopro or other camera⁹ for my bike (I might be able to get a free low end one through a law firm I consult with from time to time. I like free and at 15mph you aren’t that blurry. Or maybe you are but for free I can try it and use it elsewhere like a chump if it sucks)
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we’re gonna need another warning

go into the light, it’s truck-kun