Swedish fish

How does that make it a “software defined vehicle”?

Yeah but that might blow Bibi’s hand out from there

What problem is being addressed? What is wrong in my life right now that this solves? Why are we as a species putting a picojoule of energy towards this?

“software-defined vehicles.”

Can I leave this universe now please?

*subsistence

Cute, more like.

Great! They’ll be able to keep their empty fridges cool!

Yup, and “clean” gets you right back to the 18th century. The vast majority of human history operated 100% renewable.

*whose

Or wars.

I think you vastly overestimate the size of grocery store’s budgets

So accurate. No one knows how to package properly.

What’s a larson though?

Well, there was one country who was very adamant about not having neonazis next door…

But it would make you a nullo?

Check your bagged citrus like clementines. The little placard on the shelf said “Spain” but the bag said “Israel”.

Strange, it was built to very rigorous maritime engineering standards, which explicitly exclude materials like cardboard, paper, string, and cellophane.

To me it looks like the mise en place for what’s actually for dinner.

Israel’s Department Store of War Supplies?

The AIM-9X Romper Room baby-seeking missile (can explode in Star of David or menorah pattern)

BGU-12 “Camp Camp” refugee tent buster bomb (selectable dreidel or challah bread pattern)

YAL-2 Big Beautiful Beam anti food-aid-worker energy weapon (plays Havah Nagelah at every use).

(Only available in blue and white.)