“The most fun thing I did when I worked on a cruise ship was cleaning up the conference rooms at the very top deck during a test where they turned the stabalizers off”

Boy I really thought this was going to be heavily sarcastic. I immediately started imagining mop bucks and a terrible smell.

Shameless shake-weight promotion.

USA has entered the chat.

I hope Forg loved it.

It is. The ice agent pictured here actually returned home and beat his Guatemalan wife.

No. I use Uber eats.

This is an abuse of power. But since you’ve crossed the line already, could you ask about axolotles? Do they look happy even when they are sad?

You might enjoy a shagrin couch.

To whom? Seems like money is still doing most of the talking these days. I’d argue more so than usual in fact.

The latter for me. I remember thinking as a kid that things would just keep getting better. That the best time to be a kid was always the future. Now I’m glad I was a kid when I was and I wish kids today had it better than they do. I’m sure that’s at least 50% old guy viewpoint but I really think some lines have been crossed that truly make childhood in the 2020s harder than it used to be.

I just sent him the trophy I got for crapping out the largest unbroken turd in my shared fraternity bathroom. I’m going to miss it, but he deserves it.

Glue?

Lemme go ahead and tell you what’s not hard to draw…

Finally the year we crack down on liars?

Dr Oz has everyone all judgy about breakfast drinking now

Shh. Women’s pants pockets are the only hope those of us that want smaller phones still have.

Are you certain it wasn’t hit and now it’s just smaller?

For any common area rooms where it’s not super-intuitive, smart switch, magnetic cover so nobody touches it, on an hour before sunset, off at 1am. Done.

Shame on you if you vrbo and don’t!

I mean especially with current tariffs, this is some serious bragging