I was not prepared for this when i open the thread.

Ive written it down, so it must be scientific.

Bootstraps - this kids got em.

How can she slap?

I wonder how many kids will be named Jimothy this year?

My mom had a rock collection. There was one big rock that was purpleish with white streaks through it. I remember going through her collection just to pull that rock out. Id be stoked if i came across it again.

Rock. It will last through the ages/random moves. Its small and portable but substantial enough to be satisfying. My only concern is id be afraid id try to skip it across a lake and lose it.

Cus fuck microsoft/windows, thats why.

This is a two month old article. There are many cities in the US with curfew laws on the books for minors (as well as cities world wide…). I know the US sucks ass but, why spread misinformation through memes? Yes i read your source article, OP.
Bit of non issue IMO.

the — is just your closed mouth. 🤯

Ah booo, Thanks for linking another.

at my former job, my boss was a nosy little… nice lady…
Anyways, i had a mysterious bladder infection all the time. Any time she would waddle her ass towards me i suddenly had to go to the bathroom. Sometimes multiple times!

I loved that part. An observation ive made during that time- I operate on a 25 hour day. Meaning i would consistently go to sleep about an hour later each day. Last time i was between jobs was about 8 months. It was really hard getting back on a “normal” sleep schedule again.

Sooo, i get it but this still doesn’t explain what BDS is. Boycott Dis Shit?

edit- my ADHD ass missed the link.

Boycott, Divestment and Sanctions

I know its DBZ dudes on a phone, but like, this is art man. I cant stop looking at this.

POV: you just got a good prescription of glasses/contacts.

Its the physical manifestation of the old pipes screen saver from windows 95.

This game single-handedly got me through one of the worst times of my life. Its my all time fav for that reason alone. I would escape into the game for hours, just to feel happy for a bit. I know that sounds really bleak, and i don’t want to bring the mood down here. Its just really powerful the impact certain media has on us, especially imo, games.

That makes you someone with a sense of justice and a conscious and morals.