Neckbeard_Prime [they/them,he/him]

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Beep… Beep… Beep… Beep…

Also:

:traingang:

I fooled you, I fooled you, I got pig iron, I got pig iron, I got all pig iron.

Forrest Gump is two parts CIA propaganda and three parts Boomers doing a victory lap around everyone else that they’ve doomed.

The Death of Stalin (2017), starring Steve Buscemi as :corn-man-khrush:, Michael Palin as :molotov:, Jeffrey Tambor as a sex pest (off-camera), and Jason Isaacs as Field Marshal Zhukov. Produced by the :LIB: behind Veep and In the Loop, so pretty ahistorical and full of praise for the corn lord.

[Zhukov] A modern soldier’s greatest fear, it’s not death, it’s not starvation, it’s chafing!

[Khrushchev, interjecting] …And then he planted the flag in Hitler’s bunker or he knocked the bear out with one punch.

[Zhukov] …It was Goebbels’s bunker, not Hitler’s!

In Shadow Hearts: Covenant, you pal around with a goddamned Romanov.

Straight out of the MKULTRA playbook.

Replying to a year-old comment? That’s cray-see

Hey, it worked in My Cousin Vinny.

fat people are fucking beautiful

I assure you that I am not.

Real Dennis Reynolds “I’m a five-star man” energy

Cancel yourself, and cancel everyone around you.

I propose that we allow each captured goose a stay of execution and immediately release it back into the wild based on its response to “honk if Thatcher’s dead.”

Holy shit, thank you; I was getting worried that I was the only one who remembered the “SMASH MOUTH EAT THE EGGS” bit. I missed the denouement back when it happened, but I guess I’m not that surprised at how Hedren handled it. I think it’s less that he was irony-poisoned and more that internet comedy writers tend to be awkward dorks in-person, and Hedren was no exception. As an awkward dork myself, I really can’t fault him for that. Duder looks like a deer in the headlights when a dumb internet joke took on a life of its own and he managed to get himself dragged in front of a crowd with two celebrities.

Live by the keyboard, die by the keyboard.

Allegedly.