So many ways for her to leave her mark on Microsoft, but most of them require her to actually make Microsoft products better (which they seemingly don’t do anymore). But no, she chose to cram in AI where no one asked for it…

3 weeks from now

Nintendo has announced the new Switch 2 TM head strap! Now your little brother can be the controller.

People boil water to clean it, but when it’s milk every idiot loses their mind.

Turns out the aliens all speak Esperanto

You have two 5090 GPUs installed and you can have one process for your games and the other will use AI to alter the appearance of games based on what the AI does.

For example the AI filter can change facial appearances, textures, add or remove items from levels, write in text and alter pretty much everything about the appearance of your games.

Whats really bad about this is if you replay the level or game, the AI filter will do different things that each time, so its not consistent and it can make playing the game almost impossible (think about a cracked wall or secret area you need to break through, well the filter may decide to texture it the same as the rest of the walls, making it impossible to find unless you know its there).

Ultimately this isn’t a huge deal as no one is buying one 5090, let alone two of them, but it’s stupid and a perfect example of a company shoving AI where it doesn’t belong.

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I’m sure the WH will claim the van driver was a domestic terrorist or a professional agitator, and then go onto claim ICE needs more funding.

The van driver is going to be blamed for everything, not the “trained” officers…

https://youtu.be/TxWN8AhNER0

Several leaders in the AI industry have warned of impending mass job replacement.

Careful everyone, the AI we made is about to fuck you all over… Anyways try copilot!

Are you excited to see MTG run out of ideas and turn to the fortnite strategy of franchise collabs.

No

Fuck no

Please god no

Anything but that…

Slaps roof

You can fit over 63 of them inside King George.

the one and only objective [for the new RTO policy] is to enhance collective efficiency, to drive the dynamics, the creativity, the sense of belonging.

People who talk in corporate babble are such assholes.

You cannot create a scenario that illegally entraps and puts law enforcement in harm’s way.

You don’t understand - cocks gun - we are the victims here…

Who cares what a real estate agent thinks.

It’s a perfect example of satire having nowhere else to go as reality has gone bonkers.

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They say that but they are also pushing AI hard in a lot of their products - https://www.razer.ai/

I’m sure all that money will be spent effectively and not just end up enriching billionaires even further.

And like all good mothers one day she will grow into a red giant, engulfing her children and obliterating all life on earth.

That is the true meaning of mothers day ❤️

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