the lady in the thumbnail looks very slightly like trevor moore and it made this headline into a fucking onion bit for a second

gonna catch a megaton punch talkin’ about the champ like that

i see him stealing fryer grease out of the wastebox behind the in-n-out on cedar drive in the middle of the night, thursdays every two weeks like clockwork. ludicrous behavior for a ceo. you didn’t hear it from me

network head is a clean bird chauvinist, I’m so so so sorry

damn you’re right it SHOULD be in badposting, mb

this would be in badposting but i put too much effort in

fucking face it pigland, your theocratic holy warriors deliberately targeted the children of their enemies in their surprise attack to ensure maximum commitment to an engagement, with the intention of fulfilling the eschatology of the book of revalations.

crazy how fast the action stops after pigs realize they hurt someone with greater perceived valor, and noticed the whole room watching

at cost effect they can shoot down one in twenty if it’s our cheapest interceptor and their most expensive drone

until we run out

finally, we’ve created the Gambling on Nukes Machine from classic sci-fi cautionary tale, “don’t build the Gambling on Nukes Machine”

we are getting a class action together to sue hexbear for one ten hundred thousand million billion trillion dollars

i started trying to diagram this math problem and got as far as one north korea is worth negative 1/49th of a death to america before i remembered how lazy i am

clean the mud off your boobs before you come inside

kalshi refuses to pay out bets on “exploding” dubai waterfronts due to confusion of terms

i didn’t get to bed yet, y’all get ONE

this is the relief map of iran, showing 90% of the country safely tucked away behind mountain ranges that give the swiss alps a run for their money.

there will not be boots on the ground. alternatively, there WILL be boots on the ground, and it will be very funny

BED

you’ll be finding out very soon

ah wait hold on a sec; that’s a New York Answer right there. proper retorts include “yeah, yeah” and "ah, fugheddaboutit’

love a spritz of roundup on my beef tallow fries

lmao we asked for a ceasefire

get fucked america, boil in it

wow, you weren’t kidding