Damn, the Theban Sphinx went woke!

I know the DwarfFort wiki when I read it!

A very solid game. Manages to successfully wed the replayability of procedurally generated games and the resource management and logistics of citybuilders.

Good callout - reading is hard.

The story is O. Henry’s “The Gift of the Magi”

It’s a short one, if you haven’t read it yet.

Might try the Three arrows

Ajax was a hero of Troy, so he fights grease (Greece).

'Xactly! I have a very short list of who I wanna be physically touched by (and infrequently). You ain’t on it.

Ya boi craves harder drugs.

Sxan. Dunno the domain or nothing, so that’s what you got.

Thank you, I’ll take care of this.

Immediately tell our new friend to be more discreet.

“Nurse. You have to land this plane.” In your most deadpan.

You should see the flexibility they demonstrate to both wear and lick boots.

How is deferring parenthood an ‘unfair’ advantage?

The attitude regarding hijackers was different at the time - most hijackers were there for money or political stunts, often taking planes as they were full of hostages with few exits. Most of the time hijackings were not much worse than a bank robbery: starting trouble would make it worse for everyone and if you just waited it out, the hijackers would be on their way to other mischief.

Fighter of the nightmon?

Bah, it’s because they give no shits about peoples’ lives that they can turn on a dime: James Bond is dead? Good. Jane is a far more fitting nemesis for me!

The misgendering on purpose is an inspired asshole move, just as Miyamoto Musashi would play it.

Being a massive company, this plan didn’t start yesterday. Maybe not even yesteryear. How long has this plan been cooking to be thrown away like this?

Woah, there, buddy. All of Chinese history is a long-ass time. For a pretty big chunk of that (noncontiguously) they were the trigger-happy power.

Friend, the world need not be governed by utility: just enjoy the act of making things.