Rose Thorne(She/Her)

I also use Fae/Faer alongside She/Her. Transfemme Genderfae and proud!

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Cake day: June 5th, 2025

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  • A species. Or, well, was.

    Ever notice how he’s THE Grinch? There used to be many of them. They weren’t always so evil, the Grinches. A peaceful lot, really. Until those damned Whos came. The Grinches lived in harmony with nature, celebrated their own holidays built around the natural cycles, then came the warmongers.

    At first, things were okay. The Whos took little from the world, just enough to build their homes, feed their families. Then came expansion. Those mountains were once dense with trees, felled to build Whoville. Roast Beast? Native hogs, hunted to near extinction. The Grinches? Enslaved. They rioted, and the children were taken. This did not stop them, so those bastards put each to the sword. The waters of Whoville ran red that night.

    One child survived, and later escaped. He fled to the mountains, and devoted himself to making the Whos pay for what they had done.

    It was not the magic of Christmas that made his heart grow three times that day. It was madness. He failed. He could not break them, as they had broken his people. They were too damned resilient, too damned established.

    You ever realize the story ends there? With him “making peace”? Because that was not peace. That was suicide. The Whos of Whoville finished their extermination, and a noble species will never return…



  • This is what we should all be aiming for. The Mr. Burns effect, where there’s so many different ailments present at once that nothing can actually do anything.

    Go inject with dirty needles, drink stagnant water, lick the hands of every child you encounter. Only by filling yourself to the brim with germs can you achieve immortality.









  • That don’t look like hickory. Y’all know hickory makes the best post God ever gave us. It’s the holy wood. Need to beat the fear into the little ones? Hickory switch. Need a good post? Hickory post. Need a damn fine handle for your axe so you can put Uncle Jimbob, yer cousin twice removed where he belongs after layin’ hands on your woman? Hickory handle.

    And what do you put Jimbob in when you’re done? Pine box. Bastard didn’t deserve hickory, or your momma, but he got her anyway.


  • "The beast will not truly die until all the limbs have been separated from the torso. The arms and legs must be taken to opposing points to be burnt, their ashes scattered to the four winds.

    Cut the tongue from the demons mouth, and let it burn. Then the eyes, gouged carefully and salted. Then, upon the ash of the tongue, burn the head.

    Only then may you remove the small thing the wretched creature called a heart, and once flayed and salted, may it to be given to the cleansing flame.

    It is only then may you take the remaining husk upon hallowed ground, bathed in the blessed waters and smoke of the holy incense, that an iron stake may be driven through it, and may it burn. The iron must be let cool, and placed in a box to be buried itself, and forgotten to time."