“Get fed, I hired?”

All of our chip vendor’s code is in C, and it’s fully certified, so the entire hardware integrity stack is C. Less flaky and far leaner than the C++ applications in the HLOS.

I’m making more money slinging C++, C, and Assembly than I was with Java.

I wonder if you can still order the poster.

No, RSUs are just regular stocks once they vest.

Options, or grants?

Who would even dare buy food there?

🙄

No, my kids aren’t morons.

Can confirm, am pissed.

I reject this premise. I refuse to give in to the morons.

Did you mean to say Gen Xers?

All computer math is integer math if you go deep enough

And why some asshole that owns only 8% of the company rather than the CEO?

Let today be that day.

You eat your own farts

Farts, not sharts.

I don’t get it.

I’m half convinced that my cat M loves the smell of my farts.

If that many admit it, just imagine how many more can’t or won’t.