Two people missed the joke it seems

Did he expect everyone to start drooling over him?

I was fully expecting this to twist into the big bang theory intro and was slightly disappointed when it didn’t.

I’m at work but rules are rules. Night y’all!

Literally just told a coworker today that the only reason I’m good at fixing things is because I’m even better at fucking things up in the first place

How do I tell my fiancé she’s being replaced by an anime girl?

As a diagnosed sociopath this is very accurate to how I altered my own behaviors and thought processes. Don’t get me wrong I still think of some really horrible shit and have to check myself a lot but overall I’m much better than I used to be.

Also psychopathy and sociopathy are now considered a part of aspd (antisocial personality disorder) kinda like add and adhd.

Charlie the second the bombs dropped

I honestly miss those flash games. Like I’d spend hours upon hours scrolling through websites like bored.com playing all kinds of games. I could play any game in any genre and have a great time.

I miss those times. Maybe I miss them because they remind me of my youth but they were amazing either way.

Yes. It’s Ash talking to Ripley about the xenomorph

The problem with doing something like that is it can make the situation awkward permanently afterwards

A guy walks into a bar. “Ow!”

STOP FUCKING POSTING CENSORED SHIT

Idk. Watto had a pretty cushy life it seemed. Considering where he lived that is.

Except commenting on a platform like Lemmy doesn’t do anything for the post. Only upvoting does. So self censorship is completely pointless and just straight up fucking dumb.

Edit: The real problem is the amount of people who upvote this bullshit.

STOP FUCKING POSTING CENSORED SHIT

Did you forget?

It looks perfect for jamming into power outlets

I wanna see a girl use guy shampoo and tell us if it works better

Praise the Omnisiah