Polly want a cracker.

Job interview.
Source: I was that guy.

Yeah, total trad puritan BS mindset. Don’t know who downvoted you. Sexual liberation has yet to come to a lot of people, it seems.

*Erpel

Wow! There’s an emoji for everything.

Temba, his arms wide.

“Vanilla Sky”, and his acting in it, is plain fantastic, I have to hand it to him.

It’s the same in German.
Also, remember the meme “Poland cannot into space”? Syntax-wise, that’s a completely valid sentence in German because at times, you don’t need a main verb and the auxiliary one will do.

Neat trick. I’m going to try this.

I knew a guy who, as part of his job, had to clean up suicide scenes.
That really did a number on him. He developed polytoxicomania, hit rock bottom and never really got back on his feet again. These memories must be haunting you forever.

Why the long face?

I completely agree with your first paragraph.
But TheFogan was probably not explaining UDP to an HR person in this scenario.

Esperanto was a nice idea, but it’s almost exclusively based on European languages.

Good for you. I also bought one recently. I hate it, though, and only use it for travel.
I need something that stays on the ground and not move upwards along the Z-axis when handling it due to its sheer lightness.

Allen keys are nowhere near food-safe, it needs to be said.
Other than that, looks like OP is on a roll!

They’ll also say something like:
“You mean you already HAD home office, old man? For a few years? And then you just… let them take it away again? And internet has been around for decades at this point anyway? And still, you were totally on board with increasing pollution and global warming by absolutely pointlessly ‘commuting’ from home to something called an ‘office,’ every day? Oh, what’s that, you actually hated doing that? That’s cute. But then you could have gotten a different job, right? Did you at least flip over some cars and set them on fire, in protest? Nothing? Just pure, unabashed complacency? I despise you and will piss on your grave.”

(I played this through in my mind many times. There is no good comeback.)

Nice corkscrews.

From 2021, to be exact.

So… how much fabric is in these chain-mail bikinis, exactly?
Because without any, they’re basically going to be see-through, right? Not that I would complain.

I once sterilized a worm-infested flower pot with it. They die at once when touched by a drop of acetone. The plant came out ok.