Unedited panel, it’s from Dandadan

the one you’re looking for is

Taking a dog into a gay bar, saying “who’s a good boy” and writing down which guys react subconsciously

it’s all admin-side so we’d have to write a separate list for the public and keep that updated

only a slightly less pathetic version of that /r/ShitHexbearSays sub that popped up a while back that had like one active account

Reporter: @airportline@lemmy.ml

Reason: what the actual fuck is wrong with this person?

cry more reactionaries

I simply violate the law

People always say to me, they always say: ‘Ms. TomboyShulk, aren’t you a little harsh with these pre-emptive purges?’ Folks, as you can–and you can see it quite clearly–quite clearly see with this rambunctious little imp, I’m just as harsh as I need to be; could stand to be a bit harsher, frankly.

LET’S FUCKING GOOOOOO

don’t tempt me!

every time someone complains about the longer taglines I add an even longer tagline

arguing that hexbear is using trans and gay people as a shield for, uh, conniving schemes, or something

Folks, it never fails

folks, don’t handwring over technicalities when it’s 16 and 30, it’s fucking weird

16 and 30, whilst barely scraping the line of legality (depending on your location, at that), is colloquially understood to be pedophilia. I don’t see why an accusation that details lines such as:

She alleges he referred to her as “the child” during an emotionally abusive and controlling relationship

shouldn’t have a CW for pedophilia, as even if it’s not technically breaking the law, it is clear that there is an alleged power imbalance that is identical to one of a pedophilic relationship. Does that seem sound?

edit: lmao never mind, to the gulag with you

thanks in advance

I didn’t notice they ended it like that, holy shit. The absolute entitlement of liberals

@Oddbin@lemm.ee care to explain your reasoning why this is ‘needlessly clickbait’? it’s quite literally the article headline with a content warning.

Hey. Your username seems familiar.

every time lol

please be mean to me actually, it’s funnier