Sloppy toppy

Wait, I thought we were all dogs using the internet while the humans are at work. Yall arent dogs?

Boil them right?

Seahorse not goat!

If someone replied that to me I would just input their prompt for them and reply with the results.

Acquiring enough heroin for a intentional overdose.

Maxflix

Comcast (xfinity)

We all long for the day you go out of business Comcast…

Hard pass

“No one does sales”

Sure. Don’t even need to get past the first line. I send my regards to OP.

You dont have to do anything you dont wanna do.

All drugs should be legal and regulated

Clown country

Capitalism advanced towards end stage.

Drop a ten strip and create a new big bang.

Start a fire, drink 22 beers outside, smoking weed and grilling food.

Give yourself time to try again. Think about how long you smoked and drank before you quit the first time. I know you want to sprint to the finish line but you gotta stretch first.

If being hard on yourself worked, it would have worked by now. Besides, being hard on you is everyone else’s job. They dont need the help.

I’m a snack as well

going off caffeine

No

is fucking me up

If youre not hurting other people I think youre doing a great job.