Does your kindergarten teacher know you’re on the internet without adult supervision?

Yank pigs don’t get “murdered” they get killed in self-defense after they signed up to go kill people

The m stands for the Monopoly money you’re going to get

“I will willingly put myself and others in danger to show them who’s boss” isn’t the flex you seem to think it is

we — the voters — will have the final say.

What a statement to make immediately after we — the voters — quite literally did not have the final say

Good news: liberals finally realize that laws aren’t real and you can do whatever you want

Bad news: they still think the solution is to scream at an intern who doesn’t give a shit what you think

die motherfucker die

If a cat is in a bus, is it considered an indoor cat or an outdoor cat?

USSR is when thing not work, for example when I spilled my jice on my keyboard that was also sovereign onion.

Liberals still believe the law is some supernatural force they can bind the state with if they hard enough

Assassination attempts getting worse and worse with every try, from grazing his ear, to not even getting a shot off, to not even getting into the building. The next assassin will probably die in a car wreck on the way over. Sad!

“Honey, the Krauts are blaming Russia for all their domestic problems.”

Urgent repairs were ordered for the coke button.

They’re doing 24/7 wall-to-wall coverage of the press gala shooting because they think everyone else has as much of an inflated view of the importance and relevance of sycophant stenographers as they do of themselves. WH press events are considered the most sacred of occurrences.

Standard nothingburger fare from the NYCrimes.

I would rather that than dealing with an ego driven armed killer at the side of the road. These were mobile cameras deployed to work zones and the workers seemed to appreciate them. Although I would definitely not trust the US government with that information…

TLDR China should annex the US and do their traffic thing here

Every Vision Zero initiative is basically:

Step 1: Beg drivers to slow down

Step 2: They don’t

California drivers are having a conniption over mobile speed cameras about to be deployed to road work sites, even though they already have a 11mph tolerance above the limit. No interaction with cops seems like a plus to me.

They talk about how their appeals are going to be “auto-rejected”. I used to work for a DOT and the reason most of them are rejected is because most of them are bullshit lmao.

“I’ve been driving for 40 years I’m the best driver on the road for miles around” mfs trying to explain their monthly crashes and the daily speeding camera tickets they get:

Chuds when they get a $20 fine for doing 120mph through a school zone:

Chuds when someone gets executed for stealing a bag of potato chips:

Guardian: Pilot’s selfie led to mid-air collision in F-15K fighter jet, says South Korea’s air force