That one guy who’s life is flashing before his eyes.

I’m honestly glad to hear you’re alright.

New fear unlocked.

“Do you know Evel Knievel?”

“No, I never saw Star Wars.”

I need an update. Did you make it off the floor?

What a way to go.

I drank water too hard.

Untag me, please.

I’m at the age where I should say no to desert more often.

Instead, I look over my computer and realize I ate that entire bag of cookies I just opened 30 minutes ago and say, “Oops.”

Me reading the title and realizing the word “yeet” didn’t exist when this bug manifested.

!remindme 1 year

Scissors!

Beat me to it.

ICE agents wish they were that intelligent and suave.

“And what’s that at the mouth of the bridge but not the can I kicked down the road.”

David Harbor would be so good as The Burger King.

“On our way to have a little chat with Jack.”

TV ending

Movie ending

I don’t get it, both doors say Therapy.

That Daedra shouldn’t have been walking alone at night.

Was it the introduction of Nitro?