this feature will be entirely optional until microsoft realizes nobody in their right mind would enable it

this is how manufacturing consent works. fire the reporters that ask uncomfortable questions.

i would consider it if the password manager could email me my passwords

if they did that then nobody would use it, and then the shareholders would be sad.

you can be a mathematics professor who specializes in topology, but that’s probably about as close as it gets from what i know

very cool to be able to see into the future like this

at this point in my life, as somebody with multiple math degrees, if i ever come across a situation where i need to multiply or divide numbers and one of them is bigger than 12, im going to use a calculator.

we still have 120 trillion years left. we can spare the time for a few extra words

does this mean he wasn’t the first person to land on the moon?

facts are useful in emergencies

the downside with this approach is that it will eventually terminate. the version in the original post has the advantage of giving me plenty of time to contemplate life’s many mysteries.

yeah she may be a nasa astronaut and everything, but probably still doesn’t know as much as i do about boiling water. (i have cooked lots of pasta)

i think that if more people were exposed to advanced math there would be a reactionary trend of people going around and asking mathematicians “what is a number?”

a tensor is just an element of a tensor product. and a tensor product is just a way to multiply algebraic structures

damn, that was a nice reference to the disco elysium video game

the teeth will just have to make do

if the hand is so big then why can’t i see it?

no hulu = no hulu ads

a real mathematician would use (0, 1) instead of i

don’t do this to me