where are these measurable benefits? so far they haven’t really realized anywhere

that has existed for over a decade in storj and filecoin and such

two in each leg and one out front

you can also just imagine that you’re eating a birthday cake on your birthday, but a real one is probably better.

microsoft truly hates productivity in the workplace

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i don’t mind

usually the crowd addressed as gamers in these things is the vocal racist and sexist and homophobic loud minority, the ones that still keep the spirit of gamergate going. obviously the text just mentions gamers, but sometimes you can be a bit charitable.

I’m a horker now

the narwhal bacons at midnight amirite guys?! xdddD

I vote for underground meth lab that is hilariously ten stories deep with one machine on each floor

that’s a lot of caffeine. I’m sorry for your heart.

on a mountain? debatable

one is more terrible than the other

epic collab

if you don’t let your pets hold and carry random things, are you even truly alive?

the best ones are mules. they are faster than donkeys but still have a chest for storage!

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or if you mean american football, gone

no that’s atrazine and it does actually turn frogs hermaphroditic and it’s banned outside america and a few other countries.

there’s a whole fun story in there about a massive company that silenced a lone researcher and lobbied the EPA so hard the EPA allowed the company to investigate itself.