Hell yeah rad!

IVE BEEN HAD!

When I got my current corgi, I was told that she isn’t good around young children. I kept her on a short leash around kids when walking outside for a while, but as more and more kids would ask to pet her, since she seemed very calm, I eventually realized why I was told that.

She came from a home with 3 small kids and a 4th on the way, and 2 bigger dogs, one of which bit her nose and left a permanent indent (not big, but there if you know where to look) on her nose.

She didn’t dislike kids, she just felt neglected and acted out. She’s been the sweetest darling angel for the past 5 years and has never misbehaved once.

Winnie the Pooh movies never fail to make me happy

comically large blondes

This phrasing makes me think of a 9 foot tall blonde woman and that is indeed comical

FUckin lmao.

CHINA CANT READ MY OPINION OF THEM TAKE THAT - the writer I guess

With the quality of mainstream journalism today, this existing screenshot is more than I’d expect. Soon pieces will just be:

“The Future is Chinese?”

“NUH UH!”

Yes but have you considered blonde hair and booba?

Checkmate, liberals.

No, please, I swear I’ll cook them better next time! Don’t leave! What about our child Beanjamin?

My first date with my current partner, we had a round of drinks (I think I had 4 or 5 cause i hadn’t quit drinking then), went back to hers, and then afterwards I put on Yellow Parenti before calling an Uber home at 3AM.

Skill issue.

ALERT THE MEDIA!*

*Ms Rachel and Bob the Builder

• latest fad

Weed, hard alcohol, farts, bad breath, and the room is probably musty anyways

Oh shit oh fuck

son of Cush

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I, John Brown, am now quite certain that the crimes of this guilty land will never be purged away but with blood. I had, as I now think vainly, flattered myself that without very much bloodshed it might be done.