“give me $50/hr”
whaaat i cant do that, give me a real number and ill do what i can!
“i want a union”
im done here youll be hearing from our lawyer, fuck you
:shocked-pikachu:
well thats a pretty clear cut case of unionizing being the thing that got you fired. say hi to their lawyer for me
no gods, no
mastersdavids
goliath gang rise up
imagine using department of defense technology to stop help a guy from robbing a liquor store to pay for obtain his kids insulin by [parody in minecraft] tho
capeshit could be so much cooler if “heroes” werent objectively villains
dearest ceo of terf tech,
:get-in::gui-trans:
sincerly, :chapochat-trans:
:che-laugh:its a pair of socks, how much could it cost? $10?
looks at hourly wage :deeper-sadness:
wasnt aware of how common genital mutilation was performed on newborns
stares at circumcision rates
:side-eye-1: :side-eye-2:
extremely common
me: eating a pizza alone in the dark
this post: exists
me: is this a personal attack?
:chonky-bear:
imagine that, a sockpuppet bot account agreeing with another sockpuppet bot account about everyone being sockpuppet bot accounts.
smh my head, these upbear manipulations are getting out of hand.
beepboop this comment was ethically sourced from the arachno-syndicalist free cyborg collective of nacho-socialist extremism
lets put aside our differences
what differences?
the deep abiding love of brunch vs the pathological need to be alpha? no seriously, what fucking differences?
scp foundation is a direct continuation of the collective cthulhu mythos, change my mind
edit: you cant. it is. :squidward-chill:
we need a blazing saddles style superhero movie.
someone go back in time and get gene wilder and cleavon little, theyve got unfinished business
what if your name was gregor and this dude showed up on your island one day and then kept debating to themselves if they should dismember and consume your friend betsy, or shuck and devour you, and absolutely wailing about the moral ramifications of just sharing the ceasar salad you were eating for lunch because “it has anchovies!” only for them to look you dead in the eye and ask permission to hack off a few of your limbs?
uh, you just can.
theres no chances involved here.
you said union amd he imediately switched from negotiating a raise to firing you