I’ve eaten a pizza on the way home, and it was glorious. I should try a chicken.

It’s a necessary micronutrient

Get someone to try figging with you and see if it still works for humans too 😜

As a straight person, I can safely say “no”. Please send help

Good and pretty short Coffeezilla video about how this is obvious corruption: https://youtu.be/JMEJTORMVN4

I’m pretty sure these are all just made up

A point that I haven’t seen in the other comments is to make sure you fully own the Chromebook. If it’s on loan from your school, or if it’s provided by your work, then you may be bound by some acceptable use agreement and therefore not allowed to modify the OS.