Russian General:

Good news, Putin! Our defense of Kursk is going well, and our defense of Belgorod is beginning to get coordinated!

Putin:

You let them take parts of Belgorod…?

General:

No, wait, that was the last guy, hold on, no NO NO WAIT-

And the tech that also was instrumental in quickly developing the original Covid vaccine?

Wasn’t this his suggestion a week or two ago?

I hope he gets margin called on Tesla and his entire fortune collapses. I hope some other things too, but let’s just start with that for now.

And we should be grateful to the French that we’re not speaking English!

Wait a second

No that’s not right - you gotta lose the torch and make it look like he’s “sending his heart out to the world”

Edit: also, holy censorship, Batman :O that is wild.

We should. You should demand we do. Am American, and I fully support this.

NOTHING he’s done up to this point will be remembered.

He will be remembered for this. This is it. This is his signature moment. I’m gonna gloat and make fun of him for that when I call and yell at him again tomorrow.

Still figuring it out

I feel like every time I go to sleep it’s a roll of the dice. Buckle up, buckaroos…

I am 1/8ths Irishman and I am an engineer; thus my baseline is 1/8ths suffering whilst being watched.

Ah yes we’ll just get the courts that he’s been ignoring to declare that, so it can get overridden by the tribunal of six that he owns. This will be fun!

The BGM-109 does not care whether or not you are afraid of American imperialism. It knows this because it knows where it isn’t, by subtracting where it is, from where it isn’t. And where it isn’t, but wants to be, is you.

Hey, that’s my girlfriend you are talking about!

Wow I’m shocked. This is my shocked face.

That’s… actually a fair point. And since I guess we’re turning into the Republic of Gilead:

Under His Eye!

Hope that crash nuke program is coming along, chaps. You will probably need it, one way or another. Godspeed.

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee this is just the most dumb timeline I can’t even

What an absolute feckless piece of shit quisling sackless fuckstick. Quit your job. You’re not built for this. Get out of the fucking way.