it’s HANta virus, it was in the name all along! what fools we were!

he knows all he needs to know: catholicism is when you want to nuke cuba.

It’s a simplified cricket that tries to be less goofy but ends up being even lamer

What if a tornado comes and oops, now the world of oz has hanta.

yeah, but look at it the way they do. it’s saving pennies at the cost of lives. the beatings will continue until morale improves.

Far Tass. Tass. rooooooooooooshan poprogrondra detected!

Definite or indefinite conjugation tho?

there must be some in ukraine, why dont they invite them?

yeah, some of the budget goes to what looks like maintaining infrastructure that other projects use (i assume). but the 12% AI and 4% blockchain are pretty indefensible…

i meant whatever the hell mussolini was doing

i prefer “invest”

you forgot the roman empire (third time, dont laugh) under the extremely upside-down man

wow, deepl translates “letorpad” as “stagnates”, and that seems pretty fucking impressive to me. it’s a better translation than i’ve ever been able to come up with.

it’s wrong of course, but still.

i want to speak to the man ager because what the fuck kind of job is that, why cant we live forever?

as the poet once said:

1. sor. Jaj Uram, engem bántanak.
2. sor. Nekem hideg nyállal kenik homlokom is.
3. sor. És bizonyos tekintetben mindig rúgnak hátulról.
4. sor. Jaj, roppant hideg hagymákat eszek.
5. sor. És nekem kezeim ragadnak.
6. sor. Jaj, tele van a föld bévülről kukacokkal.
7. sor. És most jut eszembe, hogy az ember nem él örökké.
8. sor. Jaj Istenem, szerkesztő úr, mit tetszik szólni hozzá, hogy az ember meghal.
9. sor. És fekete földben sötét homokot eszik ragadós gombócokba összeragadva.
10. sor.Jaj keserű így az élet azér’ mondom szerkesztő úr kérem, borzasztó nehéz az ember élete itt ezen a földön, bizony, s a súlyos angyal letorpad.
11. sor. S fáklyáját lefelé fordítja.

i’ve been thinking. maybe what they were experiencing was the contrast between driving in a city of millions vs driving in US suburbia, and they mistook the relative relaxation for an overall improvement

all i’m saying is they definitely had this impression. they kept saying this. maybe things really are (were?) even worse in hungary.

what i remember specifically is that they liked how americans can merge two lanes into one peacefully by letting each lane take a turn, instead of turning it into a free for all where if the other guy gets into the lane first, you’ve shamed your ancestors.

americans keep saying this and while it may be true, my parents were pleasantly surprised how nice it was to drive in NJ in about 1998 compared to budapest, hungary.

maybe it’s gotten worse in the US since then. i dunno.

to break the monotony of the deluge of china bad propaganda articles that infest all of the western internet?

ah, no wonder waterloo didnt work out for him. cats prefer litterboxes.