Can you translate it for us lows?

Really really really good platonic friends

“the power of christ compel…” head falls off

You know what they say, great minds think alike

deleted by creator

First thing that came to mind: https://youtu.be/qhVehcHwOB8?t=316

I’m terribly sorry, I have throught reading this post just now, made you a liar 😞

I just want a city that is submissive and breedable, is that too much to ask? 😞

Jet fuel doesn’t melt chocolate beams!

The clit has yet to be located, but we have our best men working on it as we speak

Gottem nuts!

Ha! Gotcha!

Um actually you’re wrong, what you’re referencing is Poe’s law,
Cunninghams law is “whoever smelt it, dealt it”

If i write the code, the computer yells at me
If the LLM writes the code, i get to yell at the LLM
Both approaches results in code that doesn’t work, so i might as well go for the more cathartic one

Hollow knight, it has somehow taken me longer to finish that game than it took team cherry to develop silksong

“Itō Jakuchu looked at his work and wept, for there were no more frogs worth drawing”

All I, all I, all I, all I wanted
Was a bit of bread
Mama called me disappointment
Papa called me fat

I like it garlic, rye, and brown
Banana, honeybun
Brioche, focaccia, naan
Bagel, baguette, and croissant
I like it black and white
I like it thick and fried
It’s always on my mind

Look at my bakery
I got some cake, I got flavours
It’s hot and spicy, sweet and savoury
Bake it, cook it, make it right
Matzo, pizza make me high
Sold my mom for piece of pie, bye, bye

Oh, mamma mia
That was a bad idea
Explosive diarrhea
That gluten’s really bad
But sorry
Bread makes me kinda horny
My homies tried to warn me
I’m celiac and dead

I only last a couple of seconds when I’m with a tree so even if you triple it…
Oh you meant like just hanging around?

They did, in a sense, they skip a few steps and just jumps to the answer

Some men after finding out what women’s romance novels are actually like: