mrrp mrrp mrow meow
wishing i was an intercontinental cable rn
awawa she looks like she came straight out of omori
▼ ^ ᴥ ^ ▼
femtanyl spotted :3333333
im the fuck who hates sauerkraut
my mom used to make me eat it to punish me. i can still very vividly remember what it tastes and smells like and how much i hate it
but i fucking love kimchi so much


i had to put my phone down to laugh at this. its so fucking stupid lol
but there’s already .jif!!!
The only argument is that the guy who invented and named the GIF originally pronounced it that way, but he was a computer scientist, not a linguist. Thankfully the inevitable and uncontrollable evolution of language corrected that mistake fairly quickly.
id vibe with jayfeg if it meant everyone pronounces gif correctly


furrys masturbating? where??


my favorite band
adding this to my “quotes that are genuinely lovely but very fucked up when you imagine they’re about suicide” folder
thank fuck for the little black line censoring the word fuck






my fingers do this all the freaking time and i hate it :(
bang (without reproduction) kok (is in landfill)
blood of the covenant is thicker than the waters of the womb.
can’t wait to join u ✌️
that explains Pantheon really well