That is probably the most bruh bruh to ever bruh.

I really gotta see this racoon gif

There’s one running around Denver with a ladder rack on it. Didn’t look too bad really and the angular body makes it so even my fabrication skills could make a decent looking rack.

And really, when was the last time some megacorp tried to access userdb on any machine?

Damn, sorry you got stalked. I actually knew some dudes that did that to another guy. I did tell them it was fucked up and they were fucking dweebs for doing it, I don’t think it ever escalated to a beating. We were all “rink rats” that hung around at the local ice rink. I was in a junior league with a couple of the guys doing the taunting (not the head goon, he was just useless). I never hung around with those assholes once they started riding around in that guy’s car.

So if you’re not using the normie OS you’re a criminal? That’s so very fucked up.

What the fuck? I saw that Colorado wanted to implement something like this but really, how do you enforce it? Is it illegal to install Linux now? Even if you enforce it at the login for Windows, what’s to keep someone from installing a browser that doesn’t recognize the curfew?

It’s like these motherfuckers think everyone just “goes online” with their phones and the vertical software stack those entail. And then, what about GrapheneOS?

I don’t understand why they would want to do a one-time 5% tax on wealth. It seems so shortsighted. What I would do is tax them fairly every year (quarter?) and provide a sustainable income stream for the government.

We all know they don’t pay their fair share in ANY year, so lets just close the loopholes and the gov’t can get that bag.

just like cowsay, only it’s an ASCII trump with the speech bubble

and a heavy machine gun slung by his side.

OK, I can’t take journalists seriously when they think an M-4 is a “heavy machine gun”. JFC, at least know the terms before you report on armed invaders.

Oh, the one with the hatchet on the back to split shakes?

Not apropos at all, but there’s a little device called a “caltrop” and it’s really easy to make if you have a way to weld and bend common nails. I mean, I wouldn’t advise putting these things on your local streets because they will definitely fuck up pneumatic tires and nobody needs that shit.

You can’t even really call it a cover-up, as that implies some subterfuge.

They are simply putting everything in a box and saying, “Nope, we got this. You assholes go away.”

Buy compatible hardware. I never hear about windows not working on some random laptop only because the hardware manufacturer wrote fucking drivers for windows.

“Oh no! I put diesel fuel in my gasoline car and now it doesn’t run!”

GTFO with that shit

lol, “now”

Linux has been good for at least 20 years for everything but Microsoft Flight Simulator and Adobe anything

Our governor is pretty much an asshole but yeah, he’s standing up to Trump a little.

Thing is, he can’t do anything about the USPS

Here in Colorado we vote by mail, in person or, relevant to this development, we are allowed to drop a ballot into an actual ballot container. It’s like a mailbox but only unlocked during elections.

Great for suburbanites like me but in rural districts might be a bit of a hike.

NO, baaaaad ape. Me better you no good. I win you lose whyareyoulikethis. No. bad ape. Existence is suffering.

Like that?

I’m pretty sure that was Bukowski

Bro, does it still work? I can’t imagine it will but if so, give the magnet link.

Can we still play it? I’ll 1v1 you later today if we can.

With that weird kick on the jump animation and the totally stupid crouch animation.