I managed to fix it by forcing a firmware update in Steam’s developer mode, I’ve updated the post with details.

I managed to fix it, and updated the post with details.

There is, and it worked perfectly. Updated the post.

Vordt of the Boreal Valley has been real quiet since this dropped.

Lots of red flags if you take a peek at the developer’s account. https://bsky.app/profile/getamouraapp.bsky.social/post/3mknta2ejrv2q/quotes

Realistically, I don’t think any year will be the year when Linux for mobile takes off, ironically for the same reason why Windows Phone failed, and that is app availability, or the “will my banking app work on it?” problem.

Is 2026 going to be the year of the Linux handheld? /s

(No, Android is no more a Linux OS than the PlayStation is a BSD fork.)

Shitposts are the result, and consequently, a mirror, of the culture that produced them. Decoupled from both personal ownership and repercussions, they are the purest form of satire, and should be taken extremely seriously.

PocketOS founder blames ‘Cursor running Anthropic’s flagship Claude Opus 4.6’

Fuck that. I’m blaming the PocketOS founder and every person in the chain of decisions that led to a clanker being given this level of unrestricted access to the database and the backups.

“Human kibble” by Nile Red: concentrated nutrients in an easy-to-handle form.

“Human kibble” by The Thought Emporium: “I cloned my own flesh for fun and nutrition!”

“Can anyone tell me what FUTA is?” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x9F7cNJR76M

Exploiting the internet’s collective degeneracy is a great way to get more eyes on the video.

That was as smooth as a shark.

me and the boys swearing fealty to King Chisel and Queen Hammer

If you have a freeze dryer, you can take it one step further by making dehydrated instant water: carefully transfer the boiling water into the trays, then run the freeze dryer until all of the water has evaporated. Whatever is left is compact and easy to store, with a practically infinite shelf life. To turn it back into water, simply add water and stir thoroughly.

About fucking time. I’m proud to say that I’ve contributed to this outcome.

I’m gonna go dance in the street now.

Looks like the ejector switch. Imagine trying to scratch your balls mid-mission and immediately shooting out of the plane pulling break-your-fucking-spine Gs.

Just install linux bro, it’s not that difficult. You’ll have to compile the F-35 drivers from source, but that’s just the cost of having a reliable system.

The baryonoun asymmetry is one of the last unsolved mysteries of the field of linguistics: why are there so many pronouns, but no antinouns?

I saw a PT Cruiser once and immediately adopted the same opinion.

The person behind their twitter account is a notorious shitter.