shittydwarf

Switzerland when the 10 millionth citizen has a baby:

If there’s a spell better than fireball I’d like to hear it!

I read Pluto and really enjoyed it, will try to watch it in the near future for sure. It’s kind of stupid but “I parry everything” was excellent if you can get past the gag that the MC is just clueless.

Peanut butter and jealous over here

How about we enforce our law against treason here in Canada?

Might wanna get the fuck out of Ukraine?

98% of Moby Dick was concentrated on the old ass whaling industry, and based on this I believe it was actually whale phlegm

I don’t find them to have a very strong distinct flavor, they’re kind of small, crisp… unsweet blueberry adjacent?

Moronic middle management KPIs

Would make a nice artificial reef

We’re upset by Israel’s genocide, that’s very different

Have you considered lens implants?

I opted for PRK instead of Lasik because of the flap, and was told there may be some mild discomfort during recovery. Pain was 10/10 for nearly 3 days and I was blind for half of that. Was not expecting such an intense recovery. This new thing sounds way better

Because you never punished trump for anything ever

Valuable overvalued

Please forget about the Epstein files

Digital prions