PM_Your_Nudes_Please@lemmy.worldMEnglish · 4 months agoPlayer: "You're inspiring me to be even more of an asshole, and I respect that."plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up131
arrow-up131message-squarePlayer: "You're inspiring me to be even more of an asshole, and I respect that."plus-squarePM_Your_Nudes_Please@lemmy.worldMEnglish · 4 months agomessage-square0fedilink
makeshiftreaper@lemmy.worldEnglish · edit-24 months agoMe: I can't believe you stopped me from defenestrating that guy! Do you know how often you get a chance to defenestrate someone?plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square5fedilinkarrow-up135
arrow-up135message-squareMe: I can't believe you stopped me from defenestrating that guy! Do you know how often you get a chance to defenestrate someone?plus-squaremakeshiftreaper@lemmy.worldEnglish · edit-24 months agomessage-square5fedilink
PM_Your_Nudes_Please@lemmy.worldMEnglish · 4 months agoPlayer 1: "You really worked hard for that evil alignment, didn't you?"plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up117
arrow-up117message-squarePlayer 1: "You really worked hard for that evil alignment, didn't you?"plus-squarePM_Your_Nudes_Please@lemmy.worldMEnglish · 4 months agomessage-square0fedilink
PM_Your_Nudes_Please@lemmy.worldMEnglish · 4 months ago"I can't help with the murder right now; I'm too busy trying to induce a permanent psychoaffective disorder."message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up119
arrow-up119message-square"I can't help with the murder right now; I'm too busy trying to induce a permanent psychoaffective disorder."PM_Your_Nudes_Please@lemmy.worldMEnglish · 4 months agomessage-square0fedilink
voik@ttrpg.networkEnglish · 4 months agoCleric: "Have you tried burning down the forest?"plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square1fedilinkarrow-up120
arrow-up120message-squareCleric: "Have you tried burning down the forest?"plus-squarevoik@ttrpg.networkEnglish · 4 months agomessage-square1fedilink
The Giant Korean@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 months ago"You return from behind the tent, nude. Elyse the Erinyes returns from behind the tent wearing your clothing. The ogre returns from behind the tent wearing her clothing."message-squaremessage-square1fedilinkarrow-up131
arrow-up131message-square"You return from behind the tent, nude. Elyse the Erinyes returns from behind the tent wearing your clothing. The ogre returns from behind the tent wearing her clothing."The Giant Korean@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 months agomessage-square1fedilink
Stamets@lemmy.worldEnglish · edit-25 months ago"Alright, you're right. It's cursed" and other quotes from Tuesdays in Xetrinplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up112
arrow-up112message-square"Alright, you're right. It's cursed" and other quotes from Tuesdays in Xetrinplus-squareStamets@lemmy.worldEnglish · edit-25 months agomessage-square0fedilink
PM_Your_Nudes_Please@lemmy.worldMEnglish · edit-29 months agoPlayer: "I'd like to cast mother I'd like to fuck's acid arrow."plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square1fedilinkarrow-up16
arrow-up16message-squarePlayer: "I'd like to cast mother I'd like to fuck's acid arrow."plus-squarePM_Your_Nudes_Please@lemmy.worldMEnglish · edit-29 months agomessage-square1fedilink
PM_Your_Nudes_Please@lemmy.worldMEnglish · 11 months agoPlayer: "If you put goat cheese on my burger, I'm bending over and calling you daddy."message-squaremessage-square1fedilinkarrow-up15
arrow-up15message-squarePlayer: "If you put goat cheese on my burger, I'm bending over and calling you daddy."PM_Your_Nudes_Please@lemmy.worldMEnglish · 11 months agomessage-square1fedilink
PM_Your_Nudes_Please@lemmy.worldMEnglish · 11 months agoPlayer: "It makes me like Spider-Man, but with fewer teenage ejaculation metaphors."message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up17
arrow-up17message-squarePlayer: "It makes me like Spider-Man, but with fewer teenage ejaculation metaphors."PM_Your_Nudes_Please@lemmy.worldMEnglish · 11 months agomessage-square0fedilink
megane-kun@lemm.eeEnglish · 11 months ago“Out of respect for them, I'll attempt to cremate their remains using that large oven there. I'll also throw in some herbs to try to mask the stench.” message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up14
arrow-up14message-square“Out of respect for them, I'll attempt to cremate their remains using that large oven there. I'll also throw in some herbs to try to mask the stench.” megane-kun@lemm.eeEnglish · 11 months agomessage-square0fedilink
PM_Your_Nudes_Please@lemmy.worldMEnglish · 11 months agoPlayer: "I accidentally misgendered my own asscheek tonight. I will not be taking questions."message-squaremessage-square1fedilinkarrow-up15
arrow-up15message-squarePlayer: "I accidentally misgendered my own asscheek tonight. I will not be taking questions."PM_Your_Nudes_Please@lemmy.worldMEnglish · 11 months agomessage-square1fedilink
FelixMortane@lemmy.caEnglish · 11 months agoPlayer : If I was to be turned into a tree, I would would to be a birch tree. The sexist of treesmessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11
arrow-up11message-squarePlayer : If I was to be turned into a tree, I would would to be a birch tree. The sexist of treesFelixMortane@lemmy.caEnglish · 11 months agomessage-square0fedilink
FelixMortane@lemmy.caEnglish · 11 months agoPlayer : Foreskin is an emotional statement.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up13
arrow-up13message-squarePlayer : Foreskin is an emotional statement.plus-squareFelixMortane@lemmy.caEnglish · 11 months agomessage-square0fedilink
jedibob5@lemmy.worldEnglish · 11 months agoEh, worst case scenario, you destroy one, maybe two sacred texts. No big deal.message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up13
arrow-up13message-squareEh, worst case scenario, you destroy one, maybe two sacred texts. No big deal.jedibob5@lemmy.worldEnglish · 11 months agomessage-square0fedilink
ChemicalPilgrim@lemmy.worldEnglish · 11 months agoPlayer: "Ok now that he's on the ground, I want to kick him."plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up12
arrow-up12message-squarePlayer: "Ok now that he's on the ground, I want to kick him."plus-squareChemicalPilgrim@lemmy.worldEnglish · 11 months agomessage-square0fedilink
PM_Your_Nudes_Please@lemmy.worldMEnglish · 11 months agoPlayer: "This potion tastes like NyQuil? I fucking love NyQuil."plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up13
arrow-up13message-squarePlayer: "This potion tastes like NyQuil? I fucking love NyQuil."plus-squarePM_Your_Nudes_Please@lemmy.worldMEnglish · 11 months agomessage-square0fedilink
megane-kun@lemm.eeEnglish · 11 months ago"Can I process this into white crystalline powder and pack them into small sachets?"plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up12
arrow-up12message-square"Can I process this into white crystalline powder and pack them into small sachets?"plus-squaremegane-kun@lemm.eeEnglish · 11 months agomessage-square0fedilink
PoastRotato@lemmy.worldEnglish · 11 months ago"Let's not sugarcoat it: I'm a racist"plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up13
arrow-up13message-square"Let's not sugarcoat it: I'm a racist"plus-squarePoastRotato@lemmy.worldEnglish · 11 months agomessage-square0fedilink
Pronell@lemmy.worldEnglish · edit-211 months ago"I can't believe I didn't get to poison anyone last night."plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up15
arrow-up15message-square"I can't believe I didn't get to poison anyone last night."plus-squarePronell@lemmy.worldEnglish · edit-211 months agomessage-square0fedilink
