@return2ozma@lemmy.world to A Boring Dystopia@lemmy.world • 6 months agoMicroplastics found in every human testicle in studywww.theguardian.comexternal-linkmessage-square35fedilinkarrow-up1282cross-posted to: todayilearned@lemmit.onlinefuturology@futurology.todayworldnews@lemmy.mlscience@beehaw.orgworldnews@lemmit.onlinenottheonion@lemmy.worldnews@lemmy.world
arrow-up1282external-linkMicroplastics found in every human testicle in studywww.theguardian.com@return2ozma@lemmy.world to A Boring Dystopia@lemmy.world • 6 months agomessage-square35fedilinkcross-posted to: todayilearned@lemmit.onlinefuturology@futurology.todayworldnews@lemmy.mlscience@beehaw.orgworldnews@lemmit.onlinenottheonion@lemmy.worldnews@lemmy.world
minus-squareAtelopus-zetekilinkfedilink79•6 months agoAnswering the real question: “The scientists tested 23 human testes, as well as 47 testes from pet dogs. They found microplastic pollution in every sample.” Saved you a click.
minus-square@BassTurd@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink23•6 months agoWhy were there an odd number of testes tested? In general, the come in pairs.
minus-square@NABDad@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish17•6 months agoIf they steal both, someone would notice. Steal one and replace it with a neuticle, and no one’s the wiser.
minus-square@BassTurd@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink6•6 months agoHonestly, I wasn’t watching when I had my vasectomy. I might be a statistic.
minus-square@ImplyingImplications@lemmy.calinkfedilink6•6 months agoThey messed up some of the samples and didn’t include them in the data
minus-square@BassTurd@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink2•6 months agoOh God… Were the samples… the testes? Were they just thrown out like old leftovers?
Answering the real question: “The scientists tested 23 human testes, as well as 47 testes from pet dogs. They found microplastic pollution in every sample.” Saved you a click.
Why were there an odd number of testes tested? In general, the come in pairs.
If they steal both, someone would notice. Steal one and replace it with a neuticle, and no one’s the wiser.
Honestly, I wasn’t watching when I had my vasectomy. I might be a statistic.
They messed up some of the samples and didn’t include them in the data
Oh God… Were the samples… the testes? Were they just thrown out like old leftovers?