The Picard Maneuver to People Twitter@sh.itjust.works • 6 months agoBe neighborlylemmy.worldimagemessage-square61fedilinkarrow-up11.14Kcross-posted to: witchymemes@lemmy.world
arrow-up11.14KimageBe neighborlylemmy.worldThe Picard Maneuver to People Twitter@sh.itjust.works • 6 months agomessage-square61fedilinkcross-posted to: witchymemes@lemmy.world
minus-square@BradleyUffner@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish25•6 months ago“A car I never saw before parked at my neighbor’s house. Should I call the cops?”
minus-square@Mesophar@lemm.eelinkfedilink18•6 months ago“Some young hooligan was banging on my door and I was terrified for my life! I think they were on drugs!” Meanwhile, the Girl Scout trying to sell cookies walks away sadly.
minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 ℹ️linkfedilinkEnglish8•edit-26 months agoI haven’t seen a GS troop going door to door for years. They’re smarter than that; they just post up outside the weed dispensaries now and prey on those affected by the dreaded munchies.
“A car I never saw before parked at my neighbor’s house. Should I call the cops?”
“Some young hooligan was banging on my door and I was terrified for my life! I think they were on drugs!”
Meanwhile, the Girl Scout trying to sell cookies walks away sadly.
I haven’t seen a GS troop going door to door for years. They’re smarter than that; they just post up outside the weed dispensaries now and prey on those affected by the dreaded munchies.