• taanegl
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    55 months ago

    Wouldn’t you want to be a fly on the wall of that boardroom.

    Dan: “For fucks sake, Kevin!”

    Kevin: “Calm down!”

    Dan: “Calm down?!??”

    Kevin: “Nobody’s gonna notice…”

    Dan: “NOBODY’S GONNA NOTICE THE MURDER OF A WHISTLEBLOWER!!!”

    Kevin: “Well… it could be worse…”

    Dan: “…”

    Kevin: “…”

    Dan: “What do you mean it could be worse, Kevin…?”

    Kevin: “…”

    Dan: “KEVIN!!”

    Kevin: “Well, you know… you could pay an ex-marine suffering from PTSD to do a… you know…”

    Dan: “…A WHAT, KEVIN?!?”

    Kevin: “…a 3 for 1 special sale…”

    Dan: “…a what?”

    Kevin: “Well I’m saying, in all likelihood, it could get worse…”

    Dan: “…”

    Kevin: “…”

    Dan: “…for fucks sake, Kevin.”