• mars296
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    1352 months ago

    I don’t want a president beholden to Big Peanut.

      • @frezik@midwest.social
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        252 months ago

        Why do their houses have so few and such small windows? They’re stockpiling the glass to build a huge lens that will focus the sun’s rays to destroy the moon. The resulting storm of superheated asteroids pelting the Earth will destroy many homes, allowing them to swoop in and build new ones for everyone.

        You heard it here first.

    • @Snowclone@lemmy.world
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      222 months ago

      It’s hilarious that he sold his peanut farm so people wouldn’t worry he was self dealing as President. Which is funny because HW Bush just changed the laws so he COULD self deal without divesting in actual wealth.

    • The Snark Urge
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      62 months ago

      Everyone else get the fuck away from me, this is the best joke I can stand to hear all day.