• @sin_free_for_00_days
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    21 year ago

    My kid got a job at some place and was browsing through an update script for a customer. There were a bunch of random-seeming sleep and printf statements. He couldn’t make sense of it, so asked one of the more senior techs what was the deal. It was as you said. They had updated software/hardware at a customer’s site and the backups were going so quick that the customer was getting pissed because “There is NO way this is doing in 10 seconds what should take several minutes.” OK, the customer gets what they want. A judicious sprinkling of delays and meaningless messages. The 10 second update now takes a little over 4 minutes and the customer was happy again.

    • kamen
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      21 year ago

      the customer was getting pissed because “There is NO way this is doing in 10 seconds what should take several minutes.”

      Shouldn’t they have access to the backup location as well so that they can verify that it’s fine?

      • @sin_free_for_00_days
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        11 year ago

        They the customer? I think you’re overly optimistic about people. They the company my kid works for? Yeah, they have remote access to everything.