@MightyLordJason@lemmy.world to aww@lemmy.worldEnglish • 2 months agoBehold! "Must-Watch TV!"lemmy.worldimagemessage-square4fedilinkarrow-up1177cross-posted to: cat@lemmy.world
arrow-up1177imageBehold! "Must-Watch TV!"lemmy.world@MightyLordJason@lemmy.world to aww@lemmy.worldEnglish • 2 months agomessage-square4fedilinkcross-posted to: cat@lemmy.world
minus-square@Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish5•2 months agoDr Weird: “Gentleman…BEHOLD!!! I’ve turned myself into A HOUSE CAT!!!” Steve: “Errmm…heeey, cool…but why though?” Dr Weird: “So I can get free belly rubs, Steve!!! Why do you think??? Have you seen the price of rent these days??? I got it made!!!” My name is…
minus-square@ma11ielinkEnglish3•2 months agoDr Weird: “NOW give me a belly rub Steve!” Steve: “Errm I’m not sure that’s a good idea. Remember what happened last time?” Dr Weird: “But this time will be different, STEVE!” Steve: Rubs belly. Decapitated by cat claws. Dr Weird: “FOOL! This is no different at all!” Steve: Body twitching on the ground “MY NAME IS…”
Dr Weird: “Gentleman…BEHOLD!!! I’ve turned myself into A HOUSE CAT!!!”
Steve: “Errmm…heeey, cool…but why though?”
Dr Weird: “So I can get free belly rubs, Steve!!! Why do you think??? Have you seen the price of rent these days??? I got it made!!!”
My name is…
Dr Weird: “NOW give me a belly rub Steve!”
Steve: “Errm I’m not sure that’s a good idea. Remember what happened last time?”
Dr Weird: “But this time will be different, STEVE!”
Steve: Rubs belly. Decapitated by cat claws.
Dr Weird: “FOOL! This is no different at all!”
Steve: Body twitching on the ground
“MY NAME IS…”