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minus-square@portuga@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish32•16 days agoMe: pour me a guiness, please Bartender: here you go mate Me: by any chance do you know where I can get a record of the world’s longest mustache Bartender: well you won’t believe this…
minus-square@isolatedscotch@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglish24•16 days agoMe: Get me some Michelin tires, please Mechanic: Here you go mate Me: by any chance do you know where I can get a detailed guide of the finest restaurants in the country? Mechanic: well you won’t belive this…
minus-square@tetris11@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglish7•16 days agoMe: Another Guinness please Bartender: Here you go Me: urgh what is this? Bartender: A Stout. Why, is it bad quality? Me: It seems so. Don’t you have a way of testing this beforehand? Bartender: Now that you mention it…
Me: pour me a guiness, please
Bartender: here you go mate
Me: by any chance do you know where I can get a record of the world’s longest mustache
Bartender: well you won’t believe this…
Me: Get me some Michelin tires, please
Mechanic: Here you go mate
Me: by any chance do you know where I can get a detailed guide of the finest restaurants in the country?
Mechanic: well you won’t belive this…
Me: Another Guinness please
Bartender: Here you go
Me: urgh what is this?
Bartender: A Stout. Why, is it bad quality?
Me: It seems so. Don’t you have a way of testing this beforehand?
Bartender: Now that you mention it…