@quazar@lemmy.world to Memes@lemmy.ml • 1 year agoWhat its like starting my career as a programmer...cdn.discordapp.comimagemessage-square48fedilinkarrow-up1595file-text
arrow-up1595imageWhat its like starting my career as a programmer...cdn.discordapp.com@quazar@lemmy.world to Memes@lemmy.ml • 1 year agomessage-square48fedilinkfile-text
i just made this right now, after trembling at my first professional correspondence with an old highschool friend.
minus-squareI Cast Fistlinkfedilink72•1 year agoPsst, don’t tell anyone, but we’re all dumbasses pretending we know shit
minus-squareSquare Singerlinkfedilink40•1 year agoIf Stackoverflow and Google go down for a week at the same time, we are all out of a job. And the whole world burns.
minus-squaremintiefreshlinkfedilink19•1 year agoEveryone says ChatGPT can’t tell if it’s wrong. Well neither can I!
minus-squareSquare Singerlinkfedilink7•1 year agoIf the answer is wrong, but nobody realises it’s wrong, is it still wrong?
minus-squareTimeSquirrellinkfedilink10•1 year agoYou’re hired! Welcome aboard here at the Boeing Company.
minus-square@Sheltac@lemmy.worldcakelinkfedilink10•1 year agoSpeak for yourself. I don’t even pretend.
minus-square@RojoSanIchiban@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink9•1 year agoHay! I know things!!! Like, uh, javascript sucks! Haha, amirite!? (But no really I hate js so much)
minus-squareDarkenLMlinkfedilink4•1 year agoBetween JS and VB.NET, give me JS anytime, even if it’s ES3. But modern JS is way better than what it was a decade ago. It’s a pretty solid language now.
minus-square@RojoSanIchiban@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink3•1 year agoGiven I have to work relatively often in legacy VB, I wholeheartedly agree. But I’d kill to be working in C# instead. Strongly typed is life!
Psst, don’t tell anyone, but we’re all dumbasses pretending we know shit
If Stackoverflow and Google go down for a week at the same time, we are all out of a job. And the whole world burns.
Everyone says ChatGPT can’t tell if it’s wrong. Well neither can I!
If the answer is wrong, but nobody realises it’s wrong, is it still wrong?
You’re hired! Welcome aboard here at the Boeing Company.
Speak for yourself.
I don’t even pretend.
Hay! I know things!!!
Like, uh, javascript sucks! Haha, amirite!?
(But no really I hate js so much)
Bruh, at least it ain’t Java
Between JS and VB.NET, give me JS anytime, even if it’s ES3.
But modern JS is way better than what it was a decade ago. It’s a pretty solid language now.
Given I have to work relatively often in legacy VB, I wholeheartedly agree. But I’d kill to be working in C# instead.
Strongly typed is life!
And we never stop pretending.