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    311 year ago

    Someone: Photographs pages of a book in a book store

    OP: “Hello Police? Someone is stealing a book!”

    • @Batman@lemmy.ca
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      51 year ago

      Nicholas Cage heavily breathing about all the people simultaneously stealing the declaration of independence

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        61 year ago

        Brb, stealing some documents…

        My evil plans are already underway. MUHAHAHAHA

        • @Selmafudd@lemmy.world
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          1 year ago

          Jokes on you I just downloaded those pictures and if you want them back you must give me 1 million upvotes

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            21 year ago

            Noooo, you can’t just steal MY Declaration of Lemmy Independence that I stole downloaded. Hello, Lemmy Police? This fucking Lemming just stole MY document!

            Blast! My evil plans are foiled!