@MaliciousKebab@sh.itjust.works to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish • 1 year agoWriting C++ is easy.sh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square80fedilinkarrow-up1977
arrow-up1977imageWriting C++ is easy.sh.itjust.works@MaliciousKebab@sh.itjust.works to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish • 1 year agomessage-square80fedilink
minus-square@FreeloadingSponger@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish55•edit-21 year agoMySQL: you have an error near here. Me: What’s the error? MySQL: It’s near here. Me: You’re not going to tell me what the error is? Okay, near where? Here? MySQL: warmer… warmer…
minus-square@christophski@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglish8•1 year agoMySQL: you have an error around here Me: that’s the entire query. If you aren’t going to tell me what the error is, can you at least narrow it down? MySQL: … Stfu
minus-square@marcos@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish5•11 months agoOracle: You have this error in line 1 User: Hey, no, there isn’t anything to cause this error in line 1 Oracle: I’m telling you, it’s in line 1 User: Hum… How many lines are in my 10 lines query? Oracle: 1
MySQL: you have an error near here.
Me: What’s the error?
MySQL: It’s near here.
Me: You’re not going to tell me what the error is? Okay, near where? Here?
MySQL: warmer… warmer…
MySQL: you have an error around here
Me: that’s the entire query. If you aren’t going to tell me what the error is, can you at least narrow it down?
MySQL: … Stfu
Ah yes, SQL and their games.
Oracle: You have this error in line 1
User: Hey, no, there isn’t anything to cause this error in line 1
Oracle: I’m telling you, it’s in line 1
User: Hum… How many lines are in my 10 lines query?
Oracle: 1